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PostSubject: "sluzbena" LOL tema   30.08.09 12:59

Da pocnem:

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   30.08.09 13:07

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   30.08.09 13:19

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   30.08.09 18:46

neznam zasto ali ova me slika podsijeca na poker

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   31.08.09 10:33

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   31.08.09 10:37

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   01.09.09 14:16

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   02.09.09 14:18

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   02.09.09 14:51

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   05.09.09 17:54

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   07.09.09 21:19

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   16.09.09 8:49

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   17.09.09 16:32

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   18.09.09 11:42

ovo mi izgleda toliko neozbiljno da ne prestajem lolat

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   23.09.09 19:59

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   24.09.09 19:54

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   29.09.09 8:52

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   02.10.09 0:55

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   02.10.09 6:17

ironicno zar ne Smile haha
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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   08.10.09 14:57

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   14.10.09 17:57

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   14.10.09 19:11

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   19.10.09 13:25

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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   26.10.09 9:14

PENISOVA ŽALBA
Poštovana upravo,

Ja, Penis, ovim putem zahtevam povišicu, iz sledecih razloga:
Radim fizicki posao. Radim na velikim dubinama, bez ventilacije.
Uvek mi glava srlja prva. Nemam prava na vikende, praznike i godišnje odmore.
Radim u vlažnim uslovima, na povišenoj temperaturi. Ne placaju mi prekovremeno.
Moj posao me izlaže zaraznim bolestima.

S postovanjem,

Penis.



ODGOVOR UPRAVE
Poštovani g. Penisu,

Nakon pažljivog pregleda vašeg pisma, uprava je odbacila vaš zahtev za povišicom, iz sledecih razloga:
Ne radite ni 8 sati dnevno. Umorite se i zaspite nakon kratkih perioda rada.
Cesto ne slušate naredenja uprave. Ne ostajete na naznacenim pozicijama i cesto posecujete druge oblasti.
Ne preuzimate inicijativu - treba vas dodatno stimulisali da bi poceli da radite.
Radno mesto je, kad vi odete, uvek u haosu.
Cesto ne poštujete neophodna sigurnosna pravila (nošenje zaštitne odece i sl.).
Penzionisacete se mnogo pre nego što napunite 65 godina.
Stalno dolazite i odlazite sa radnog mesta, noseci dve sumnjive vrece.

S poštovanjem,

Uprava
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PostSubject: Re: "sluzbena" LOL tema   26.10.09 9:54

KRAVE

SOCIJALIZAM: Imas dvije krave. Jednu das susjedu.

KOMUNIZAM: Imas dvije krave. Drzava ti uzme obje i da ti malo mlijeka.

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Tvoje stado se mnozi i prihodi rastu. Prodas ih sve, isplaniras mirovinu s
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proizvodi mlijeko kao cetiri krave. Kasnije zaposlis strucnjaka da ispita
zasto ti je krava krepala.

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krave.

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napravis crtic koji nazoves KRAVOMON i reklamiras ih po cijelom svijetu.

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HRVATSKA KORPORACIJA: Imas dvije krave. Parafiras sa Slovencem sporazum po
kojem mu odstupas jednu kravu zadjaba. On ti cijelo vrijeme krade struju i
napasa svoju stoku na tvojoj zemlji, a njegova banka tvrdi da su tvoji novci
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dok su susjedi muzli tvoju kravu, nisu hranili svoje pa su im krepale. Kao
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uzme - jer su najjeftiniji - Srbe i Bosance. Grcas u dugovima sljedecih 200
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